Can two people who are just trying to pleasure themselves end up being the father and a mother of a child without ever meeting each other physically? Sure they can, here is how this may happen.
Two people alone can’t manage a fuckup this huge so the next best number is three and that is exactly what we need. Two yankers… No a yanker and a my-middle-finger-in-my-cunt loving girl; there is no way in hell we are getting this done without ovaries. Lets call these innocent masturbators Wanky and Jenny and Sammy is the guy who will fuck them up.
So one fine morning Wanky jacks off and since he is about to miss his bus washing his cum drenched hands is the last thing on his priority list, in short he leaves with a layer of semen on his hands. At work he shakes hands with Sammy and Sammy later shakes hands with Jenny. All these morning pleasantries ended up getting Wanky’s morning-woody-taming-routine cum to Jennys hands.
Poor Jenny! little does she know she is carrying the seed of disaster in her hands. Jenny’s having a rough day and she decides to calm her nerves by going down on herself. Bad Choice!!!!!! Why you ask me? Cause as soon as she puts her fingers in her hungry, wet and pulsating pussy thinking she is safe in the copier room the fact is Wanky’s sperms are making way to her young ovaries.
9 months later Jenny has a baby. A DNA test makes Wanky the father and the parents have no fucking clue as to how they concieved. Sammy in this entire episode maybe labeled bi since he fucked em both!
Moral of the story, wash you hands after you are done polishing Vader’s helmet.
